i had no idea

Who knew that you would have to tell someone

to put the Wii remote down when using the restroom?

I certainly wouldn't have guessed that I would have to tell someone

to not put a hair that he picked off his shirt into his mouth.

Or that he needs to take the sweatshirt off from on top of his head

before he walks around the house.

Seriously.

The things I have to teach my kids!